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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Zachary Tyler Porter. 18. YouTuber. College Student.</description><title>PORTER PARADOX</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @porterparadox)</generator><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>patrick-stump-hand:

pizzaswag:

abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://patrick-stump-hand.tumblr.com/post/50936587296/pizzaswag-abandoned-theme-parks-look-rad-as" target="_blank"&gt;patrick-stump-hand&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pizzaswag.tumblr.com/post/50936348495/abandoned-theme-parks-look-rad-as-fuck-someone-go" target="_blank"&gt;pizzaswag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;you are the first five minutes of supernatural&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51046441432</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51046441432</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:55:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>YOU'RE A BITCH</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="154" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8f7f4085a730859d1b0bdcc044c489f/tumblr_mmkrgdeXkq1r11kvmo1_400.jpg" width="316"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51046079433</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51046079433</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:49:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It's really fucing annoying the way you post depressing shit on here. If you want to kil yourself just do it. DAMN!!!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;1. I never said I wanted to kill myself. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;strike&gt;2. Sorry for having emotions sometimes.&lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;strike&gt;3. I post funny stuff too. &lt;/strike&gt;&lt;br/&gt;4. If you don’t like my blog….&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img alt="image" height="273" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m99wnpkEbi1qivx2c.gif" width="500"/&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51045187728</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51045187728</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:36:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/361e939a52a2442e94a96b24be6d3469/tumblr_mn4afgZ0tL1rv7iejo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51044419277</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51044419277</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:26:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luwc3kwKB91qbfkgxo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luwc3kwKB91qbfkgxo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51044147848</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51044147848</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:22:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3h1ezDWcH1qfivuvo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51043457887</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51043457887</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:13:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c8f7f4085a730859d1b0bdcc044c489f/tumblr_mmkrgdeXkq1r11kvmo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51043435886</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51043435886</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:13:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0fee05e8ba201c311bb27d7c1c57bfd4/tumblr_mn6730zhDz1qj38hho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51042519378</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51042519378</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 23:01:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89026fc022eaae910ff059e8945730fc/tumblr_mgyq37O6VH1qg17zfo1_r2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c992a9ca201874af905945aa27fa88e/tumblr_mgyq37O6VH1qg17zfo2_r2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51041901129</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51041901129</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:53:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumbler-teen.tumblr.com/post/50177766676/who-cares-if-school-doesnt-teach-us-how-to-raise" target="_blank"&gt;tumbler-teen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51041450019</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51041450019</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:48:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cleadmau5:

larapeople:

I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed

My brain literally...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cleadmau5.tumblr.com/post/50926270859" target="_blank"&gt;cleadmau5&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://larapeople.tumblr.com/post/50719988836/i-just-realized-that-the-word-bed-looks-like-a-bed" target="_blank"&gt;larapeople&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My brain literally stopped working for a second&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51041418354</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51041418354</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:47:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hialarry:

I want someone to ask me what’s wrong, but when they do I lie Do you see my problem
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hialarry.tumblr.com/post/51040137779/i-want-someone-to-ask-me-whats-wrong-bt-when" target="_blank"&gt;hialarry&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want someone to ask me what’s wrong, but when they do I lie&lt;br/&gt; Do you see my problem&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51041177268</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51041177268</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:44:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d763a5add6dce5fb73764de36a488aa2/tumblr_mn4g9iFh0D1sqv1rpo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51040851351</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51040851351</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:40:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>askingalexandergaskarth:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2007
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askingalexandergaskarth.tumblr.com/post/47855725759" target="_blank"&gt;askingalexandergaskarth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2007&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51040827725</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51040827725</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:40:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2232c6934c9922dd2a3c90ba2b64ce4/tumblr_mkdga7aDxN1rm0ar6o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51040153161</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51040153161</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:32:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://megaman2.tumblr.com/post/41603010132/megaman2-mickey-mouse-it-says-you-want-to" target="_blank"&gt;megaman2&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://megaman2.tumblr.com/post/41568923911/mickey-mouse-it-says-you-want-to-divorce-minnie" target="_blank"&gt;megaman2&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“no, i said she was fucking goofy”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51039689366</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51039689366</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:26:44 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>rudeshota:

SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW KINGDOM HEARTS IS A REAL VIDEO GAME SERIES THOUGH LIKE HOW DID IT...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rudeshota.tumblr.com/post/51024722314/sometimes-i-wonder-how-kingdom-hearts-is-a-real" target="_blank"&gt;rudeshota&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW KINGDOM HEARTS IS A REAL VIDEO GAME SERIES THOUGH LIKE HOW DID IT EVEN MAKE IT THROUGH PRODUCTION AND HOW IT BECAME A COMMERCIAL SUCCESS LIKE WHEN YOU GET INTO IT ITS GOOD BUT IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT AND YOU JUST SAW THIS IMAGE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/446c03188c11d238a76b77aa0166ccef/tumblr_inline_mn68sg6das1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YOU WOULD THINK “oh my god that looks fucking ridiculous” LOOK HOW SERIOUS AND ANGRY DONALD LOOKS AND THERES AN ANIME GUY WITH A GIANT KEY STANDING NEXT TO HIM HOLY SHIT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51039583600</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51039583600</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:25:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>deke-it-like-datsyuk:

this is the best thing ever
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/421c3561a570f09b653777c3a43cb381/tumblr_mmrk27eZEk1r551vso1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/674047226fe25fec19ad11ed1819ad90/tumblr_mmrk27eZEk1r551vso2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deke-it-like-datsyuk.tumblr.com/post/50383950299/this-is-the-best-thing-ever" target="_blank"&gt;deke-it-like-datsyuk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is the best thing ever&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51039334939</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51039334939</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:22:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>infinitelymanythoughtss:

This is going to be a rough summer. I can already tell.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://infinitelymanythoughtss.tumblr.com/post/51034575683/this-is-going-to-be-a-rough-summer-i-can-already" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;infinitelymanythoughtss&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is going to be a rough summer. I can already tell.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51039284892</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51039284892</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:21:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thechamberofsecrets:

hot girls we have problems too</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e60688a9f7f8cb20094f5d6be22ef9d/tumblr_mn6cyywNKn1qjdvnko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thechamberofsecrets.tumblr.com/post/51031678258/hot-girls-we-have-problems-too" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;thechamberofsecrets&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;hot girls we have problems too&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51039034752</link><guid>http://porterparadox.tumblr.com/post/51039034752</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:18:57 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
