PORTER PARADOX

May 20

hoaran:

btw at dinner tn my mom said harry styles looks like a monkey and my brother looked her in the eyes and said “these meatballs are shitty and youre fucking rude” 

(via a-bigai-l)

daveywaveyyy:

I’m not gonna

a love song 

‘Cause you asked for it 

(via a-bigai-l)

an open letter to yahoo

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

(via a-bigai-l)

• depressed person: laughs at something funny
• moron: what, you're laughing? i thought you were depressed you're supposed to be sad all the time and crying and suicidal you're not really depressed you faker

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

(Source: sierrasoldhervoice, via a-bigai-l)

ocean-nymph:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

(Source: charmslapped, via samanthareneee)

roughrimjob:

when u in da club n a broke nigga tryna grind

(via a-bigai-l)

girlgrowingsmall:

stop-bitching-start-a-revolution:

Cosmo tip: When he pulls out his dick, perform the musical Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me

(via a-bigai-l)

(Source: wtfstyls, via a-bigai-l)

(Source: twerkingdead, via a-bigai-l)

[video]

• plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removes the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.

crrocs:

i made a thing about yahoo buying tumblr

(via born4romab00mbox)

whatsacanada:

girl are you from norway cause there is norway i’m going near you

(via natureofyourbattle)

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